Custom Catnip Mystery Pack 🧶🐾

Custom Catnip Mystery Pack 🧶🐾
(aka: the “because your cat is picky and we respect that” box)

Let’s be honest… your cat has opinions. Strong ones. Possibly unreasonable ones.

So instead of guessing, you tell me what your tiny chaos gremlin is into, and I’ll do the rest.

When you order, leave me the details:

• your cat’s name (important, I like to know who I’m working for)

• big toys? tiny toys? dramatic kicker toys?

• do they carry toys around like a proud little hunter?

• are they a zoomies-at-2am type or more of a “lazy but judgmental” type?

• anything else that helps me crack the code

I’ll take all that info and put together a custom set of 4 catnip toys that actually fits their vibe.

No random picks. No “why did I buy this” toys. Just a thoughtfully curated little stash made with your cat in mind.

All toys are handmade and stuffed with catnip—because we’re not here to be subtle.

Warning:
May result in zoomies, dramatic bunny kicks, and your cat acting like they pay the bills.